Is this the week of the great Pervert Convention? If so, I expect to be fully briefed on the organized depravity you've been privy to during this event.
I'm just listening to an old episode of Coast to Coast AM from 12/4/2006 with Matthew Alper. He wrote a book called The God Part of the Brain. George asked him what if God put that part into the brain so we would be hard wired to believe. Alper's response was: What kind of god would do such a bad job hard wiring us that we would all believe in different things and feel compelled to kill each other over it? He asked why we would want to worship something like that; he would feel sorry for that entity. Here's the line that got me: "Poor retarded god in the sky." Nearly crapped myself laughing at that one.
I want to think it's tragic, but really, it has sucked for the last ten years. I guess it's a better browsing option on the checkout line than OK! but that doesn't mean much.