Brutal

These guys got nothing on Toki.

http://www.peterbeste.com/bm.html

Selling fucking, dying

This Deborah Jeane Palfrey suicide thing has made me irrationally angry. This person killed herself because she was caught organizing something that shouldn't be illegal, in the first place.
Sex is a good thing and criminalizing sexual behavior between consenting people is insane. I'll never understand why people think sex is an issue governed by morality.

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dc/2008/05/dc_madam_believed_a_suicide_in.html

And the Alex Jones folks think she was murdered as some kind of satanic, pagan sacrifice.

FUCK

I just played MLB 2k8 for 360 for nearly two hours. During this time I played a couple games and made several roster moves at the trade deadline. Included among a few minor deals was trading away a Starting Pitcher (Wang, rated a 94) for a few top tier prospects in order to clear some salary and make my minor league teams a little deeper.

Then…

THE FUCKING XBOX FREEZES.

FUCK YOU, Bill Gates, FUCK YOU!

I got the job bitches!!!

Hells yes. They gave me the job and more money than the position initially offered.

I start the first week of June.

Derek, I hardly knew ye.

If you guys want to come to New Hampshire and shoot some AK-47's you're welcome to it.

Striving for a better life

I have job interview tomorrow. I'll be getting up at 6 (as usual) but rather than eating my Cheerios and hoping on my bike to ride downtown I'll be hopping in the car and driving about midway up New Hampshire for an interview in a town of 1,700 next to a giant lake surrounded by mountains.

The prospect of leaving CT has me feeling strange. I feel slightly less pissed and annoyed than usual. It's nice.

This is what happens when you play with gun bans

Stupid table leg thing

Crime doesn't decrease.
You don't suddenly become safer.
You just become as gay as this stupid thing.

Gun control = global plot by homosexuals to make everyone as gay as them.

A fucking shield? Seriously a fucking shield?
Is there a big problem with Viking invaders over there still?

You'd they would just ban Viking invasions to solve their problems.

I don't want to live in the future

"researchers are developing self-propelling probes that crawl inside the colon and grip its sides with the aid of sticky films."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23833830/