Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Perv Convention?


Is this the week of the great Pervert Convention? If so, I expect to be fully briefed on the organized depravity you've been privy to during this event.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Even more ridiculous.

I'm bored.
I'm going to get a ridiculous haircut.
You've been warned.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Confederate money lives!


It has Paul Harveys support.

www.libertydollar.org

Thursday, August 16, 2007


God

I'm just listening to an old episode of Coast to Coast AM from 12/4/2006 with Matthew Alper. He wrote a book called The God Part of the Brain. George asked him what if God put that part into the brain so we would be hard wired to believe. Alper's response was: What kind of god would do such a bad job hard wiring us that we would all believe in different things and feel compelled to kill each other over it? He asked why we would want to worship something like that; he would feel sorry for that entity. Here's the line that got me: "Poor retarded god in the sky." Nearly crapped myself laughing at that one.


*edit*
I've uploaded part of the show here:

http://pantheon.yale.edu/~dm453/ghost/Coast%20to%20Coast%20-%20Dec%2004%202006%20-%20Hour%202.mp3

The quote's at about 28 minutes in.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Forget Madden! There's Katamari on the horizon!


Make Ben download the Katamari demo and hurt his feelings by smiling about it.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Don't look up

There's a giant ball of fire in the sky trying to kill us all.



Those accuweather.com graphics are my favorite.

Monday, August 6, 2007

Further compensation of my concave genetalia



Just got a new shotgun yesterday. Anybody want to go shoot some clays? It's cheap and manly, like a chest hair toupee.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

The World's Only Reliable Newspaper




It seems that the Weekly World News will cease print publication on August 27.
http://www.reuters.com/article/industryNews/idUSN7O23037320070724

I want to think it's tragic, but really, it has sucked for the last ten years. I guess it's a better browsing option on the checkout line than OK! but that doesn't mean much.