Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Huckabee breeds douche-bags and is a Bible-thumping fuck



Apparently this cockbite isn't as compassionate as the good lord wants us to believe.

Nothing pisses me off more than this shit. Note the resemblance to Michael Skakel.

Dr. Ron is the fucking man!

In this clip from the Fox and Friends program Dr. Ron responds to a question regarding an advertisement for Governor Huckabee which prominently features a cross in order to hypnotize the zealots. The good Doctor responds with the kind of honesty that ensures limited face time on the networks. Good job.

So this is Christmas?

Derek should appreciate this as I do.

I'm sure everyone is familiar with Lennon's whiny tirade.
Let the tune run in your head with these more "conservative" lyrics:

So this is Christmas
Conservatives cry
Cause children are happy
And we want them to die

War mongering Christmas
We all had some fun
Bombing all the A-rabs
And starving their young

Conservative Christmas
Drive my SUV
Right over the homeless
Speed bump them with glee

Conservative Christmas
What a happy day
‘Cause we just stole 4 million
From your 401k’s

An intolerant Christmas
On the colored we spit
And beat them for crimes that
They did not commit

Conservative Christmas
Have a happy new year
Unless you’re a red man
Black, yellow or queer

There’s a new Christmas anthem
On this holiday
For all those who hate us
No matter what we say

A Conservative Christmas
Have a great holiday
Unless of course you’re a liberal
Or a conservative gay

A Conservative Christmas
And a write off next year
Pray for a bull market
And go kill a deer

We’re war mongers
Love no longer
White race stronger
Blah Blah Blah Blahhhhh

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Happy Hanukah


I just like the picture, but check this out

Just flew in from Denver and...

boy, is the New World Order tired!



This image was on the side of our plane and the pilot thanked us for flying with a member of the One World Alliance.

I wonder what Mr. Jones has to say about this.