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and yes, I have the day off (until the much hyped Starbucks "retraining" meeting, which I, the Coffee Master, will be presiding over).

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Stuff White People Like

I always knew The Elephant Man movie was a comedy

The Wikipedia claims Mel Brooks as an uncredited producer here.

I need to track down that teacher in middle school who scolded me for my boisterous laughter during a class viewing of the comic masterpiece.

I see your vid and raise you mine

Remember this?

A 3rd party option everyone can get behind. Well, almost everyone.

Checkout this platform:

Free Health-care
Zero Interest Mortgage Loans
No Foreclosure On Farms Or Homes
5% Flat Tax (no other taxes)
A Strong Constitutional Republic
A Strong Border Patrol
Citizens are entitled to a piece of land to sink their plow and grow their food.
No Outsourcing Of American Jobs
Zero Unemployment
Bring All The Troops Back Home
Reduce The Work Week To 32 Hours
No More Foreign Aid To Any Country
A Strong Social Security System
Reduce the Retirement Age To 55
No Taxing Of Overtime
A Healthy Environment
The Right To Bear Arms Without Government Intrusion

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Future You

Want a reminder of how little you've achieved over the years?

Super Tuesday!

Does participating in a process that has long been rendered useless still make you patriotic? I plan on voting tomorrow, but I know that my vote means nothing. I have taken to voting to make myself feel like I'm doing my part in the process, but I know the process and system are broken.

I shudder to think of what cruel joke awaits me in November.