Since I mentioned it

Here's the Mossberg 590 that Tuesdays boredom led to my purchase of:





The Ramones had a song about it, Scattergun:

"Smooth bore, scattergun, you are the only one
To cover me when I sleep, cover me in my dreams
carry a smooth bore
Scattergun, steal from me there'll be no time to run
I got the bead on you, she fires true
Take what you want and I'll do what I have to do
Smooth bore, scattergun, scattergun, scattergun

Triple-O bucks the only shot for me
Cut any man right off at the knees
Don't need to bother the police,
I've got my Mossberg 590"

It's been in military and law enforcement use for years but the Ramones song is the real seller.

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Gentlemen, I need advice. I have some free time on my hands these days and I need to find something to keep me out of trouble. An Xbox 360, PS3, or new golf clubs?

Fate roll added up to be higher than his max HP.

Gary Gygax, justifier of the existence of nerds the world over, despite having Level 99 scale armor and immunity to both status ailments and elemental damage has fallen to a lifes highest roll ever. NYT

We'll take turns with Bens suicide watch. The first one to "fall asleep" and let him do it gets a prize!