When and where, my friend, i have almost all next week off. I want to create a badass team using the Cincinnati Bengals with the addition of Michael Vick and Pacman Jones. Hopefully I can import The Rock to coach them and then we can make a film about stereotypes in sports.
The only game I ever played on acid was Killer Instinct on the N64. It was pretty boring at the time. I wanted to run around outside. Damn hippy tendencies.
We have to commandeer David's couch for some Madden Derek. Unless you have a nice screen and some room. My living space isnt compatable with having anyone else in the same room as my TV unless I am having sex with said person. Hmmm.... how badly do you want to play?
I'm open to said proposition, my tard wrangling friend, but in exchange I demand nothing less than that young DE who is an 85 out of Hampton and next year's 1st and 3rd round picks.
That or we wait until McMahon comes back so he can make us weird ice cream while we play. I have all next week off.
Why not? A little rape never hurt any mans ability to play. You wont be able to import him without a copy of NCAA though. I suppose we could just rent one for the roster.
Please leave the door open so I can come in when Ben's asleep and swirl my penis around in his mouth, film it, then post it to this here blog.
Wasn't Cool Boarders optimally played after smoking pot, while laying upside-down?
The thing I forgot to mention is that if Ben wakes up and finds you playing football on his TV, he will be very upset. And by very upset, I mean he'll go back into his room and close the door. What he'll do if he wakes up with your cock in his mouth, I can't predict.
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When and where, my friend, i have almost all next week off. I want to create a badass team using the Cincinnati Bengals with the addition of Michael Vick and Pacman Jones. Hopefully I can import The Rock to coach them and then we can make a film about stereotypes in sports.
Everybody knows Goldeneye is the best game to play on acid.
The only game I ever played on acid was Killer Instinct on the N64. It was pretty boring at the time. I wanted to run around outside. Damn hippy tendencies.
We have to commandeer David's couch for some Madden Derek. Unless you have a nice screen and some room. My living space isnt compatable with having anyone else in the same room as my TV unless I am having sex with said person. Hmmm....
how badly do you want to play?
Well, I'm going away this weekend so the couch is all yours if you want it. I'll tell Ben to leave the door unlocked while he sleeps.
I'm open to said proposition, my tard wrangling friend, but in exchange I demand nothing less than that young DE who is an 85 out of Hampton and next year's 1st and 3rd round picks.
That or we wait until McMahon comes back so he can make us weird ice cream while we play. I have all next week off.
I played Cool Boarders for PS1 on acid as well as goldeneye, mariokart 64, and starfox.
Goldeneye fucking rocks.
Why not? A little rape never hurt any mans ability to play. You wont be able to import him without a copy of NCAA though. I suppose we could just rent one for the roster.
Please leave the door open so I can come in when Ben's asleep and swirl my penis around in his mouth, film it, then post it to this here blog.
Wasn't Cool Boarders optimally played after smoking pot, while laying upside-down?
The thing I forgot to mention is that if Ben wakes up and finds you playing football on his TV, he will be very upset. And by very upset, I mean he'll go back into his room and close the door.
What he'll do if he wakes up with your cock in his mouth, I can't predict.
Due to the amount of time logged playing Cool Boarders high, and upside down I once did play it on acid because i FELT it should be experienced.
if you covered your penis in chocolate I'm sure Ben would be fine.
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