Don't look up

There's a giant ball of fire in the sky trying to kill us all.



Those accuweather.com graphics are my favorite.

Further compensation of my concave genetalia

Just got a new shotgun yesterday. Anybody want to go shoot some clays? It's cheap and manly, like a chest hair toupee.

The World's Only Reliable Newspaper

It seems that the Weekly World News will cease print publication on August 27.
http://www.reuters.com/article/industryNews/idUSN7O23037320070724

I want to think it's tragic, but really, it has sucked for the last ten years. I guess it's a better browsing option on the checkout line than OK! but that doesn't mean much.

Hey Song

After lunch today I had a Taiwanese Sarsaparilla. It was kind of like Moxie, but without that third chalky/coffee grounds flavor.
I love globalization.

Minding my own business...

I've encountered this forum a couple of times over the years. It's an entertaining way to kill a couple of hours:

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=257985

Black Magic

http://www.fetusx.com/

Why don't we see more uppity negro warlocks?

Standin in line at midnight to get what you could at noon the next day

I want to stand in line at the video game store midnight for the Madden 08 release wearing a Master Chief costume for Halo 3 and once at the front of the line I'll ask the clerk for the new Harry Potter book. When he tells me they don't have it I'll shoot six people and demand an iPhone.

My last words before being shot to death in my cardboard space marine outfit by the NHPD will be "Voldemort killed Hermione."