Saturday, May 3, 2008
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Selling fucking, dying
This Deborah Jeane Palfrey suicide thing has made me irrationally angry. This person killed herself because she was caught organizing something that shouldn't be illegal, in the first place.
Sex is a good thing and criminalizing sexual behavior between consenting people is insane. I'll never understand why people think sex is an issue governed by morality.
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dc/2008/05/dc_madam_believed_a_suicide_in.html
And the Alex Jones folks think she was murdered as some kind of satanic, pagan sacrifice.
Sex is a good thing and criminalizing sexual behavior between consenting people is insane. I'll never understand why people think sex is an issue governed by morality.
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dc/2008/05/dc_madam_believed_a_suicide_in.html
And the Alex Jones folks think she was murdered as some kind of satanic, pagan sacrifice.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
FUCK
I just played MLB 2k8 for 360 for nearly two hours. During this time I played a couple games and made several roster moves at the trade deadline. Included among a few minor deals was trading away a Starting Pitcher (Wang, rated a 94) for a few top tier prospects in order to clear some salary and make my minor league teams a little deeper.
Then…
THE FUCKING XBOX FREEZES.
FUCK YOU, Bill Gates, FUCK YOU!
Then…
THE FUCKING XBOX FREEZES.
FUCK YOU, Bill Gates, FUCK YOU!
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
I got the job bitches!!!
Hells yes. They gave me the job and more money than the position initially offered.
I start the first week of June.
Derek, I hardly knew ye.
If you guys want to come to New Hampshire and shoot some AK-47's you're welcome to it.
I start the first week of June.
Derek, I hardly knew ye.
If you guys want to come to New Hampshire and shoot some AK-47's you're welcome to it.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Striving for a better life
I have job interview tomorrow. I'll be getting up at 6 (as usual) but rather than eating my Cheerios and hoping on my bike to ride downtown I'll be hopping in the car and driving about midway up New Hampshire for an interview in a town of 1,700 next to a giant lake surrounded by mountains.
The prospect of leaving CT has me feeling strange. I feel slightly less pissed and annoyed than usual. It's nice.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
This is what happens when you play with gun bans
Stupid table leg thing
Crime doesn't decrease.
You don't suddenly become safer.
You just become as gay as this stupid thing.
Gun control = global plot by homosexuals to make everyone as gay as them.
A fucking shield? Seriously a fucking shield?
Is there a big problem with Viking invaders over there still?
You'd they would just ban Viking invasions to solve their problems.
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
I don't want to live in the future
"researchers are developing self-propelling probes that crawl inside the colon and grip its sides with the aid of sticky films."
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23833830/
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23833830/
Friday, March 28, 2008
Since I mentioned it
Here's the Mossberg 590 that Tuesdays boredom led to my purchase of:
The Ramones had a song about it, Scattergun:
"Smooth bore, scattergun, you are the only one
To cover me when I sleep, cover me in my dreams
carry a smooth bore
Scattergun, steal from me there'll be no time to run
I got the bead on you, she fires true
Take what you want and I'll do what I have to do
Smooth bore, scattergun, scattergun, scattergun
Triple-O bucks the only shot for me
Cut any man right off at the knees
Don't need to bother the police,
I've got my Mossberg 590"
It's been in military and law enforcement use for years but the Ramones song is the real seller.
The Ramones had a song about it, Scattergun:
"Smooth bore, scattergun, you are the only one
To cover me when I sleep, cover me in my dreams
carry a smooth bore
Scattergun, steal from me there'll be no time to run
I got the bead on you, she fires true
Take what you want and I'll do what I have to do
Smooth bore, scattergun, scattergun, scattergun
Triple-O bucks the only shot for me
Cut any man right off at the knees
Don't need to bother the police,
I've got my Mossberg 590"
It's been in military and law enforcement use for years but the Ramones song is the real seller.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
?
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Fate roll added up to be higher than his max HP.
Gary Gygax, justifier of the existence of nerds the world over, despite having Level 99 scale armor and immunity to both status ailments and elemental damage has fallen to a lifes highest roll ever. NYT
We'll take turns with Bens suicide watch. The first one to "fall asleep" and let him do it gets a prize!
Friday, February 29, 2008
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
I always knew The Elephant Man movie was a comedy
The Wikipedia claims Mel Brooks as an uncredited producer here.
I need to track down that teacher in middle school who scolded me for my boisterous laughter during a class viewing of the comic masterpiece.
Monday, February 11, 2008
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Thursday, February 7, 2008
A 3rd party option everyone can get behind. Well, almost everyone.
Checkout this platform:
Free Health-care
Zero Interest Mortgage Loans
No Foreclosure On Farms Or Homes
5% Flat Tax (no other taxes)
A Strong Constitutional Republic
A Strong Border Patrol
Citizens are entitled to a piece of land to sink their plow and grow their food.
No Outsourcing Of American Jobs
Zero Unemployment
Bring All The Troops Back Home
Reduce The Work Week To 32 Hours
No More Foreign Aid To Any Country
A Strong Social Security System
Reduce the Retirement Age To 55
No Taxing Of Overtime
A Healthy Environment
The Right To Bear Arms Without Government Intrusion
If this sounds good to you : http://bowlesforpresident.com/
Free Health-care
Zero Interest Mortgage Loans
No Foreclosure On Farms Or Homes
5% Flat Tax (no other taxes)
A Strong Constitutional Republic
A Strong Border Patrol
Citizens are entitled to a piece of land to sink their plow and grow their food.
No Outsourcing Of American Jobs
Zero Unemployment
Bring All The Troops Back Home
Reduce The Work Week To 32 Hours
No More Foreign Aid To Any Country
A Strong Social Security System
Reduce the Retirement Age To 55
No Taxing Of Overtime
A Healthy Environment
The Right To Bear Arms Without Government Intrusion
If this sounds good to you : http://bowlesforpresident.com/
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Monday, February 4, 2008
Super Tuesday!
Does participating in a process that has long been rendered useless still make you patriotic? I plan on voting tomorrow, but I know that my vote means nothing. I have taken to voting to make myself feel like I'm doing my part in the process, but I know the process and system are broken.
I shudder to think of what cruel joke awaits me in November.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Monday, January 28, 2008
Why we'll win the war on terror
We have Extreme Anti-Terrorist Ammunition!!
Refined technology. Extreme Shock™ Rounds fragment while penetrating through soft tissue. The expansive fragmentation transfers the bullet energy faster causing the central nervous system to shut down. Over penetration is minimized because the energy is typically controlled within the target. Consistent and accurate too.
I don't know about you guys but I feel like this war is already won.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
On the job training for the homeless....for lumberjacking?
NEW BLOOMFIELD, Mo. - A man wielding a chain saw and a knife attacked residents at a homeless shelter where he was staying, leaving two people in critical condition and injuring two others, police said Sunday....Watkins had been staying at the shelter for about two weeks and was taking part in a program that provides residents with on-the-job-training, authorities said. Source
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Quick!! We need to buy a whole bunch of these before the law says we can't!!
$370 for a 10 pack
How awesome would it be to toss one into Ben's room? Totally awesome, that's how awesome.
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Don't let the Unified Fist know about the Viking Snatch
Holy Crap!
They actually had an Operation Thundercat and didn't tell us about it!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iraq_Military_Operations_2003_to_Current_-_Alphabetical
Found via:
http://www.overcompensating.com/posts/20080109.html
They actually had an Operation Thundercat and didn't tell us about it!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iraq_Military_Operations_2003_to_Current_-_Alphabetical
Found via:
http://www.overcompensating.com/posts/20080109.html
Monday, January 7, 2008
What you missed yesterday
This is what I was shooting on Sunday.
It is the most fun-to-shoot gun I've shot to date. Accurate too. You feel like you're in some sort of future war where humans are struggling to survive even as bystanders in a world where robot ninjas and alien pirates battle for global domination.
It's so fricken cool words cannot express.
It's also featured in Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2.
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Endgame
Endgame
Bibliography
I have to say that Miners lack of preparedness concerns me. Especially since he's living at ground zero. I guess it's time to label him as a globalist, NWO, MexAmeriCanada NAU supporter. I haven't listened to Alex Jones in a week otherwise I'd have more names to call him. I feel my paranoia slipping. That's how they get you off-guard.
I'll shoot him if he tries to get at my Berkey filtered water or my freeze-dried food stores.
Bibliography
I have to say that Miners lack of preparedness concerns me. Especially since he's living at ground zero. I guess it's time to label him as a globalist, NWO, MexAmeriCanada NAU supporter. I haven't listened to Alex Jones in a week otherwise I'd have more names to call him. I feel my paranoia slipping. That's how they get you off-guard.
I'll shoot him if he tries to get at my Berkey filtered water or my freeze-dried food stores.
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