Monday, January 28, 2008

Why we'll win the war on terror


We have Extreme Anti-Terrorist Ammunition!!

Refined technology. Extreme Shock Rounds fragment while penetrating through soft tissue. The expansive fragmentation transfers the bullet energy faster causing the central nervous system to shut down. Over penetration is minimized because the energy is typically controlled within the target. Consistent and accurate too.


I don't know about you guys but I feel like this war is already won.

2 comments:

tardWrangler said...

I just thought of something. Since they're "anti-terrorist" rounds we can use them to see who is and is not a terrorist. If I shoot you and you die you must have been a terrorist. If I shoot you and you live then you must be a witch. I know I have some "anti-witch" rounds around here somewhere.

DMc said...

Those are pretty terrifying.