Captain America is back and more American than ever

He's got a gun!!!!

Why we'll win the war on terror

We have Extreme Anti-Terrorist Ammunition!!

Refined technology. Extreme Shock^™ Rounds fragment while penetrating through soft tissue. The expansive fragmentation transfers the bullet energy faster causing the central nervous system to shut down. Over penetration is minimized because the energy is typically controlled within the target. Consistent and accurate too.

I don't know about you guys but I feel like this war is already won.

On the job training for the homeless....for lumberjacking?

NEW BLOOMFIELD, Mo. - A man wielding a chain saw and a knife attacked residents at a homeless shelter where he was staying, leaving two people in critical condition and injuring two others, police said Sunday.

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Watkins had been staying at the shelter for about two weeks and was taking part in a program that provides residents with on-the-job-training, authorities said. Source

I think it's about time we begin rounding up the homeless and gassing them. We could use their organs provided copious levels of Listerine consumption haven't destroyed their effectiveness.

One more piece of childhood destroyed...

Yes, that's a butt plug.

New Enterprise

Here is the link (as well as nerds fighting about the "turbines" in the comment section)

Quick!! We need to buy a whole bunch of these before the law says we can't!!

Diversionary device

Combines the powerful concussive effects of a low charge explosive with the painful impact potential of approximately 60 (.45 caliber) rubber balls

The explosive blasts the rubber balls out in a 360° radius covering an area 7 - 25' from the epicenter

$370 for a 10 pack

How awesome would it be to toss one into Ben's room? Totally awesome, that's how awesome.

Don't let the Unified Fist know about the Viking Snatch

Holy Crap!
They actually had an Operation Thundercat and didn't tell us about it!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iraq_Military_Operations_2003_to_Current_-_Alphabetical

Found via:
http://www.overcompensating.com/posts/20080109.html

What you missed yesterday

This is what I was shooting on Sunday.
It is the most fun-to-shoot gun I've shot to date. Accurate too. You feel like you're in some sort of future war where humans are struggling to survive even as bystanders in a world where robot ninjas and alien pirates battle for global domination.
It's so fricken cool words cannot express.

It's also featured in Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2.

Endgame

Endgame

Bibliography

I have to say that Miners lack of preparedness concerns me. Especially since he's living at ground zero. I guess it's time to label him as a globalist, NWO, MexAmeriCanada NAU supporter. I haven't listened to Alex Jones in a week otherwise I'd have more names to call him. I feel my paranoia slipping. That's how they get you off-guard.

I'll shoot him if he tries to get at my Berkey filtered water or my freeze-dried food stores.