Wednesday, January 23, 2008

On the job training for the homeless....for lumberjacking?

NEW BLOOMFIELD, Mo. - A man wielding a chain saw and a knife attacked residents at a homeless shelter where he was staying, leaving two people in critical condition and injuring two others, police said Sunday.
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Watkins had been staying at the shelter for about two weeks and was taking part in a program that provides residents with on-the-job-training, authorities said. Source


I think it's about time we begin rounding up the homeless and gassing them. We could use their organs provided copious levels of Listerine consumption haven't destroyed their effectiveness.

3 comments:

DMc said...

Or, apparently, we can just give them knives and chainsaws and they'll take care of each other. That way you don't have to feel any guilt about actually murdering people.

tardWrangler said...

Well, if we get usable organs from them it isn't really murder. It's recycling. Chainsaw mutilation tends to damage organs.

Derek said...

We should eat the bodies of the homeless after we've harvested their organs. We'd live to be 130 years old and it would freshen our breath.

How they die is of no concern to me.